1 thing to do before you die.
1. Do it. Just do it, just remember to do it with the right person at the right time preferably in a very secure setting with a reliable/permanent partner who won’t leave you almost immediately afterwards, because he/she suddenly remembered they left their brains at home.
It’s pointless to try to do it alone it’s just not the same. However, it’s rumoured that doing it in public can be liberating although getting caught could leave you incarcerated i wouldn’t dare recommend it. Enthusiasts highly recommend the 69 as a very fulfilling position but be careful you don’t suffocate or hallucinate on the “fumes”. Stick to the tried and tested missionary position it always does the trick, don’t ask me why it’s called missionary though, i don’t have a clue I personally think visionary would have been a better name for it.
The sad thing about it is, you can’t really practice on your own and get better you actually get worse. And contrary to popular belief paying for it actually ends up cheaper in the long run than getting it for free. I must stress here though that I wouldn’t pay for it myself so don’t prosecute me for telling the truth and stating a fact (ladies).
By now I am pretty sure most of you know exactly what i am talking about, those of you who haven’t figured it out should never have read this blog in the first place.
In conclusion, whatever your problem whatever the situation remember that love is the answer, but whiles you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Love Always,
Alfy
Lmao…love it!! I am definitely an enthusiast…
mmm…..!!!!!!
Thanks so much and may God richly bless you for the exposition of His word through you, you have been a good VESSEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are you being sarcastic?
Its called missionary coz then the fathers or missionarys recommended that position for couples since it was more “holier” than the rest….
I love this…. i will do it before i die. “missionary” not on my side, i think i will love the enthusiasts….
am speechless,oh ma god alfy u tooooooooo gud.i know u already blessed bt u need more of dat.wow!!!!!!!!! dats fantastic.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ey3 asemooo
efutuo wey di3 3y3 paaaaa
This is what i always talk of, It is my true mission on earth and it must me dun, I will complete mine before i die so aesmooooooo or no asemooooooo it is a mission that must me completed.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm awahe
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww inteesting piece and i guess only those that have the grace not to marry and do the work of their father would neva experience this or would neva do it b4 they die but even then some would and later decide or realise that they won’t marry so……….. well just nyce and straight to the point. more of these. and oh those dat did not get it from the first line had no right in reading it ……… lol
I’M LOVING THIS!
Dats a nyc piece dur. Big ups Alfy!
still, I say if you’re going to do it, do it right or don’t do it at all – and yes I’m referring to all the guys out there, especially the ones who don’t know that they don’t know what they’re doing!!!
My name is Piter Jankovich. oOnly want to tell, that your blog is really cool
And want to ask you: is this blog your hobby?
P.S. Sorry for my bad english