Job Opportunity Professional Husband Required!
Job Title: Husband
Based at: Home
Hours: Full time
Reports to: Senior Domestic Engineer (also known as wife)
Job Purpose/Summary: To make a woman happy
Key Responsibilities and Accountabilities:
You must have the following key skills;
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
The following skills are also desirable and essential
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
Remuneration: Food and Sex.
Please leave a comment below to apply!
Merry Christmas!
this is funny-she will probably die without a husband she needs God
I think i’ve got all the above qualities for the job ..
I have the above qualities for the job
this job be the most laziest but enjoyable job i have ever heard of . wow
i wish i were a guy, i will gladly take up dis job.
Interesting
I think am ever ready to grab this work,it will be funny and very exciting to have this kind of work
WELL I AN READY FOR THE UPDATE OF THAT INFORMATION. I THINK IS QUIET EASY AND NEED MORE SPECKS. HALL A ME FOR THE JOB
lol….lucky you, i mean the men….grab it.
what kind of woman is that,who likes to be f..d and paid,shw3 we will like to get committed to this to benefit and not benefited from
Hmmm, i’m seriously working on it charley. I quit looking for the right girl looong time ago in Bethlehem. It’s time to be the right one.
Interesting
this came soo late guys. already engaged
How can i apply? Thank you.
i am in
It so brilliant of u.infact when is de interview.
Lousy job.
Oh ma wordz! Dumb founded
:-):-)