Job Opportunity Professional Husband Required!

Job Title: Husband

Based at: Home

Hours: Full time

Reports to: Senior Domestic Engineer (also known as wife)

Job Purpose/Summary: To make a woman happy

Key Responsibilities and Accountabilities:

You must have the following key skills;

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

The following skills are also desirable and essential
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries

Remuneration: Food and Sex.

Please leave a comment below to apply!

Merry Christmas!

    • McDee
    • December 25th, 2010

    this is funny-she will probably die without a husband she needs God

    • Prince Boateng
    • December 25th, 2010

    I think i’ve got all the above qualities for the job ..

    • Boateng Prince
    • December 25th, 2010

    I have the above qualities for the job

    • joseph
    • December 25th, 2010

    this job be the most laziest but enjoyable job i have ever heard of . wow

    • Carol
    • December 25th, 2010

    i wish i were a guy, i will gladly take up dis job.

    • FK
    • December 26th, 2010

    Interesting

  1. I think am ever ready to grab this work,it will be funny and very exciting to have this kind of work

    • HOLLALI
    • December 27th, 2010

    WELL I AN READY FOR THE UPDATE OF THAT INFORMATION. I THINK IS QUIET EASY AND NEED MORE SPECKS. HALL A ME FOR THE JOB

    • Lady Baaba
    • December 27th, 2010

    lol….lucky you, i mean the men….grab it.

    • nana nkyi
    • December 27th, 2010

    what kind of woman is that,who likes to be f..d and paid,shw3 we will like to get committed to this to benefit and not benefited from

    • Jeff
    • December 28th, 2010

    Hmmm, i’m seriously working on it charley. I quit looking for the right girl looong time ago in Bethlehem. It’s time to be the right one.

    • jolomi paul
    • December 28th, 2010

    Interesting

    • nanaboakye snr
    • December 29th, 2010

    this came soo late guys. already engaged

    • Richard Kumi
    • December 30th, 2010

    How can i apply? Thank you.

  2. i am in

    • Prosper.kudos it is a distinction piece,i truely love it.
    • January 10th, 2011

    It so brilliant of u.infact when is de interview.

    • Achie
    • January 11th, 2011

    Lousy job.

    • Fost G K Cheers
    • January 11th, 2011

    Oh ma wordz! Dumb founded :-) :-):-)

  1. January 2nd, 2011
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