A letter to God. Part 1
1 Heavenly Place,
Gold street,
Dear God,
I hope this finds you well. God, I know you read my blog because when I posted “we are all pretenders” I only had one visit to my Blog and I am sure it was you.God, I wonder how you are adapting to all this new technology we have these days. I sometimes wonder if you have a facebook account and who your friends are. Can you add me please? These days I don’t have time to read my bible or pray I spend so much time on facebook that i think its only fair that you add me as a friend on facebook because we seriously need to have a chat.
God there is so much going on these days people are beginning to doubt you exist, I think building your social network starting from facebook would really raise your social profile, you could also set up a twitter account so i could follow you more closely.
God, I also have a lot of questions for you which i have been afraid to ask just in case you ask me to come to heaven to ask them. I am not ready yet. I think I will just ask them here so that i dont have to come up. please don’t get me wrong though God, I do want to go to heaven, its just the dying bit that freaks me out.
God why did you make women? Why don’t we get to choose the day we were born? why don’t we know when we will die? Why on earth did you create the devil if you wanted all of us to go to heaven? why are some people fearfully made and others so wonderfully made? God why do some people work hard all their lives and never achieve anything? Why is life so unfair? where do we come from and of course why are we here? What came first, the chicken or the egg? and why did the darn chicken cross the road? why do bad things taste so good! and good things so bad? Is all this just a bad dream? (if it is please pinch me). Is heaven real? (I know hell is real i feel it here on earth). …
PS. God can you please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter? there is nothing there now.
To be continued…
I’ve got a couple of questions too…. But I guess I’ll wait for your second part to ask them.
God’s Facebook page? I’d definitely like to see that
maybe you guys can give me more ideas for part two…?
Best Regards http://Alfred2.com Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.
wow!…looks like you can read the human mind huh?…great piece by the way,I LOVE IT…and that part about the holiday,He seriously needs consider it.lol
I love this Alfred, it is profound – as I read it I came up with some questions of my own, and I agree that God should get with the times and get a facebook page or at least twitter.
Can’t wait for Part 2
Peace to you
awesome, can’t wait for part two. Bet God will answer those questions…and there i was thinking i was alone, asking all these question in that small corner of my mind
Hahahahahaa…..I’ve asked most of your questions in the past as well but hey..He knows best….hurry up with numero duo!
These are thought provoking questions. . . I sometime wonder:) . . .
very very thoughtful! so far so good
sweatheart u’ve drawn ma mind to so many questions. I can’t wait for God’s facebook page. Pls hurry with the part 2.
hmm,
thats a million dollar question, why do bad things taste so good and good things so bad?… lol
i dont still get all about this blog
Audrey what don’t you get? please explain.
have lot on my mind to ask to…cant wait for GOD’s facebook page
Please God we need answers…y bad tins happen 2 gud people?
Alf, i fnk dis is gr8t! Lets jux w8t 4 God 2 ansa…den we wil b pleazd. Won’t we?
Some parts of this post are funny.
You can follow Jesus on Twitter.
God also tweets but not as often as Jesus. Heh.
Very thoughtful….2011 has great things to offer, keep it up, God is all ears.
Thanks Baaba God is definitely listening.
This is very interesting…..I can’t help but imagine God on facebook….going thru his friend list will be such a blast…on to part 2.
That is great! God… i have one thousand question and answers from him but since u have started continue, and if he has a page then i would gladly sleep there forever.
Beautiful, I just woke up from a ‘dream’ and wrote it down, in the dream I will have to post it but me and another being were searching for god, and then i woke up to read this, very interesting, you might enjoy reading it, when i post it in a minute
I am looking forward to it
You can read my dream here:
http://pissedoffbitch.com/2011/01/11/pissed-off-bitch-a-message-from-god-postaday2011/