I couldnt find a name for this…

Here are my views on various subjects;

    Where is the Secret of Life?

  • On God – He exists
  • On Sex -  its clearly overated
  • On Aliens – We are not alone. Don’t be silly.
  • On Google -  They plan to take over the world
  • On money -  The root of all evil
  • On women – Can’t live with them, why would you even consider living without them dude?!
  • On microsoft – This computer has stopped responding. REBOOT!
  • On Apple – ipod,iphone, ipad they all look the same to me a new design would help.
  • On Obama -  LMAO!
  • On life – Make the best of it.
  • On education – You might never really use most of it but it looks good on paper.
  • On pre-marital sex – certainly better than marital sex. But not recomended. 
  • On facebook – What the internet was meant to be.
  • On religion – If christians are right then we are all doomed!
  • On Global warming – they played with the figures. Why? i dont know.
  • On Africa – No chance.
  • On love – This is a mystery.
  • On hate – Pointless
  • On Bin laden – LMAO, they will never catch him.
  • on the credit crunch – So where did all that money go?
  • On Bankers – The scum of the earth.

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10 Ways to completely destroy your Blog in 365 days

Hi! my name is Alfred Opare Saforo, i have managed to completely destroy my blog in 365 days. A year ago i had a flourishing blog getting regular visits with hundreds of people sometimes thousands in a day. then i left to do some work in Ghana the rest is history…this is the list of things you need to do if want your precious blog to end up on the blogging back burner.

  1. Always take up a job in Africa to be precise Ghana
  2. Always go for a blogging platform like squarespace which forces you to pay for the privilege of blogging even when you are in Africa and cannot use your credit card safely…etc…etc.
  3. Remember to forget where your domain name is hosted when you get there.
  4. You also want to remember never to back up your blog posts so in case you get locked out of your blogging platform/account you can never recover your posts.
  5. Another good idea is to return back to Europe or America or wherever it is you were blogging from and never look at a blog again, and if you do  look, look at it in complete defeat as if you never had a proper blog before.
  6. When you finish and you still want to kill destroy your blog return back to item one and repeat this process.
  7. I said repeat this process from the top why are you still reading this?
  8. You would think that after 365 days i would have something more to say, sorry.
  9. By now you should have realised that i am really pissed of and have absolutely nothing else to write on this difficult subject any ideas?
  10. If you had done as you were told at no.7 there would be no need to read this absolutely pointless line.

I am Alfred Opare Saforo, and i am ( probably) the best blogger the world will never know. Welcome to my first post in 365 days.

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