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Here are my views on various subjects;
- On God – He exists
- On Sex - its clearly overated
- On Aliens – We are not alone. Don’t be silly.
- On Google - They plan to take over the world
- On money - The root of all evil
- On women – Can’t live with them, why would you even consider living without them dude?!
- On microsoft – This computer has stopped responding. REBOOT!
- On Apple – ipod,iphone, ipad they all look the same to me a new design would help.
- On Obama - LMAO!
- On life – Make the best of it.
- On education – You might never really use most of it but it looks good on paper.
- On pre-marital sex – certainly better than marital sex. But not recomended.
- On facebook – What the internet was meant to be.
- On religion – If christians are right then we are all doomed!
- On Global warming – they played with the figures. Why? i dont know.
- On Africa – No chance.
- On love – This is a mystery.
- On hate – Pointless
- On Bin laden – LMAO, they will never catch him.
- on the credit crunch – So where did all that money go?
- On Bankers – The scum of the earth.
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